SUNDAY MORNING COFFEE

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SUNDAY MORNING COFFEEMy wife and I are at IHOP having coffee one Sunday morning a few years ago with my brother and his wife. There is a couple, man & woman, sitting at a nearby table.I have made eye contact with the guy a couple of times. He is really good looking, about my age, clean shaven, grey hair, glasses & neatly dressed. I pointedly made eye contact and then looked over to the washroom door. I was sure he was listening to our conversation so I told this joke:Three men, a Jew, a Muslim & an infidel are walking on the beach one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish” says the Genie.The Jew says “I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile”.POOF! With a blink of the Genie’s eye, the farmer’s land was forever fertile. The canlı bahis Muslim was amazed, so he said “‘I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq & Iran so that no infidels, British, Aussies, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land”. POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around all those countries. The infidel says “I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall”.The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds those countries. All the world’s Muslims are inside. Nothing can get in or out, it’s virtually impenetrable”.The infidel cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles & says “fill it with water”.My wife, brother and his wife all laugh & sure enough, the guy laughs too. Once again I make eye contact and then looked over bahis siteleri to the washroom.A few minutes later, I excuse myself to go to the washroom. There are 2 urinals. I stand at one & unzip, pull out my pecker and fully retract my hood. I hold it with my opposite hand so that if the guy comes in, he’ll be able to see my pecker, if he is so inclined. I am standing at the urinal pissing away. The guy does come in & stands beside me. He purposefully looks over and down at my cock as he unzips and pulls out his own cock. I look over and down at his cock. It is a fine, fine uncut cock. Thick and veiny, with a long overhanging foreskin. He also pulls his hood back behind his glans and starts to piss.I say “hey man, how’s it hanging?”He chuckles and says “about the same as yours, we could be related!””Well you güvenilir bahis have a fine fine cock!””Thanks, you do too”.When we are done pissing, I reach over with my free hand and ask “May I?”He says “Sure, if I can too?””Go for it” I say.I touch his cock and wrap my fingers around it. I stroke it back & forth a few times. He has hold of my pecker too & we are each stroking each other. I say “This is our little secret right, what goes on in the washroom, stays in the washroom?” “Absolutely” he agrees.”Would you like to get together sometime, someplace more discrete to have a little fun”.He replies “sounds like a great idea, but I don’t live here. I am just here today visiting my sister. I fly home this afternoon.” Well that is a bummer. We let go of each other’s cocks and I zip up and go to wash up and then I leave.NOTE:I am not a rascist. It is not my intent with the joke used above to offend the Muslim population. There are several versions of this joke being passed around on the internet and I could have chosen any nationality.

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